Thursday, January 14, 2016

The Austonian

Sunday night, I went to hear Timberos Del Norte, an excellent salsa dance band at the One 2 One bar on South Lamar. After several dances with Unika, I took a break, and hung with the crowd watching the dancers.  I stood next to a 40-something Austonian looking fine in her cocktail dress and heels.

Out of the side of her mouth, she asked me: "Who's the cute little Emo with the fluorescent Mohawk?"

She apparently thought I would know.

I replied: "Why, that's Robbie Sky. Isn't she exotic?"

She nodded her head "yes" in time to the music.

Friday, January 8, 2016


She:  I just came from a Kizomba class.

me:  (Looking at the dance floor)   What'd you think?

She:  It was pretty sexual.

me:  Yeah.  I say you gotta wear a condom to dance Kizomba.