Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Which is it?


Overheard at the One2One:
He: On1 or On2?
She: You lead, I follow.


Friday, August 16, 2019

Dr. She

At my annual ophthalmologist exam:

Dr. She: What do you do for fun?

me: Salsa dancing.

Dr. She: Oh. I'm thinking about taking that up.

me: Well, at salsa, you're going to find every race, every color, every creed, every nationality,         every religion, and all five sexes. If you can handle all that, salsa is for you.

Dr. She: Sounds good to me. Where do I start?


Monday, August 12, 2019

The Look

At a party recently:

me: You salsa?
She: Yes.
me: Great.
She: How did you know?
me: You've got the look.
She: I'm Puerto Rican.




Wednesday, August 7, 2019

The universal language

Last night at Toast Masters, I chatted with a new-to-Austin salsa dancer.

me: Yeah. I met this woman at the Highball last month. I asked her name.

She: Fang Fang.

me: Fang Fang? Where are you from?

She: Beijing.

me: Wow.

me: Then, we danced together like old friends.  She was really good.

She (last night): Yeah. I learned salsa in the Middle East.
                          Salsa is a universal language, like mathematics.