Sunday, December 25, 2016

The Mexican mafia

me:  What’s it like being the most beautiful woman in the club?

        She looked sideways at me.

me:  No, I’m serious.  What’s it like?

She:  No one talks to me.

me:  Except me.

She:  Yes.

me:  Let’s dance.


She:  When I dance bachata with you, you make me feel like a queen.

me:  Well, you should, because you are a queen.