Thursday, April 26, 2018

The watchers

As I sat with my buddy last night at the One2One, we witnessed a woman dancing spasmodically, with great enthusiasm and effort, to the timba band.

me: She's dancing like nobody's watching.

He: Yeah.

me: The bad news is, we're watching.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Dogs...

me:   Hi! Where have you been? Haven't seen you in a while.

She:  I've been busy.

me:   Let me guess. It's either involves a car wreck or a boyfriend.

She:  Neither.  6 months ago I started an intensive boot camp to become a certified dog trainer.
        I just finished. Now I hate dogs.