Monday, July 9, 2018

Hot

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Viernes Sociales was hot like a mutherfucker. A heady mixture of estrogen and testosterone filled the air. At one point, Mariah got stepped on by a stiletto-clad heel. As I pressed ice on the swelling, three inch long gash on the top of her foot, I reassured her with the thought that she had just made a blood sacrifice to the salsa gods.









Saturday, July 7, 2018

Boobs



He:  Did you see Debra in the silver top?

me: No, why?

He: She just got a boob job.

me:  Whaat?  Why?  She has great tits.

me:  Wow.  I see what you mean.