Thursday, February 7, 2019

The ex-wife


Last night, Estafan came into DNC and said :

“Geez, on the way here, MoPac was full of flashing lights and signs saying 

'Lanes Closed’ and ‘Do Not Enter’. It reminded me of my ex-wife.” 

I laughed, and said : “Yeah, the High Occupancy lane was closed.” 

 He nodded in agreement.







Madie









     The last time I was in L.A., I met Madelyn. Madie has become one of my 
favorite salsa partners. She is a tall, slender, athletic woman, with cascading 
raven hair and alabaster skin seemingly lit from within. Her tattoos are mostly 
hidden. Her piercing blue eyes look into and through you at the same time. 
Madie barely tolerates male leads, as she prefers choreographed solos to 
following half-assed leaders who fail to match her skill and experience. We have 
become friends over the last several months. She has opened up to me, and here 
is her story, as best as I can recall it.

     Madie was sexually abused, beginning at the age of eight, at the hands of the 
family priest. Her parents trusted Father Alphonso, and never suspected he was 
anything but a concerned, involved Catholic priest. He told Madie that just as 
the  Virgin Mary was an unwed teenager impregnated by an angel, their actions 
were acceptable in the eyes of God, and she went along with his demands the 
way she felt a good Catholic girl should. Later on in life, as she learned that such 
behavior was abhorrent to God, and not what Jesus had in mind when he said 
“Suffer the little children to come unto me”, she became justifiably angry and 
vowed revenge on men in general, and deviates in particular.

     In her twenties, Madie worked in the sex trade. She found a job as a 
Dominatrix in a Dungeon in L.A.  Professional dommes DO NOT have sex with 
their clients; they just dominate and humiliate them for money. When seeking to 
buy several hours of a relationship based on BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism 
and masochism), the client will fill out a questionnaire and select what kind of 
humiliation they deserve.

      Madie recalled one client fondly. Steve, a first-timer, was in his thirties, red-
haired, overweight, and gay. He came in and filled out the questionnaire. He
chose verbal humiliation alone, with no bondage or physical pain. Since this
occurred early in her career as a domme, Madie wasn’t confident in her ability to
inflict purely verbal abuse, so she expressed her concerns to Sade, her more 
experienced colleague, and asked for tips on how best to fulfill her client’s needs.

Sade offered her this sage advice: 

 “You know how we talk about our clients behind their backs here in the

dressing room?” 

Madie nodded in agreement. 

     “Well, talk like that to his face.” 

Smiling, Madie put on her game face, entered her client's cell, and went to work.














Sunday, January 20, 2019

The Liar

me:  I saw that look.

He:  What do you mean?

me:  You looked at Jennifer the way I look at Sonia.

He:  No!  She's just a friend!

me:  Lie to yourself, buddy, but don't lie to me.







Monday, December 17, 2018

The Five Second Rule

She:  I remember when I moved to Austin, I looked for a dance studio to attend.  I tried the local salsa studio, and you were the first person to talk to me when I came in.

me:  Well, yeah. Have you ever heard of the Five Second Rule?

She:  Sure.  That rule states that if you drop food on the floor, you have five seconds to pick it up, or else it gets cooties on it.

me:   Correct.  That's one of them.  Another one states that when you see someone for the first time, and your head jerks around for a better look, you have five seconds to go talk to them.  No hesitation, no self-doubt, on what ifs.  Just go.  If you hesitate, if fear, uncertainty and doubt overwhelm you, you can be sure you're a pathetic loser.

She:  And?

me:   And so, when I first saw you enter the studio, I said to myself:

         "One one-thousand..."





Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Marcelo




The other night at the One2One, while dancing with Maria, I stepped back with my right foot to open the door for a CBL.  Just after I planted my foot, Marcelo, dancing behind me, stepped back with his left for an Open Break. His heel caught my foot high on the ankle.

( I know I was there first because my foot was on the bottom.) 

As I steeled myself for a foot injury, he did not transfer his weight onto his heel.  Instead, feeling my presence, he maintained his balance, stayed on his toes, and pushed off into a spin.  His dancer’s awareness and athleticism saved my foot.








Monday, July 9, 2018

Hot

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Viernes Sociales was hot like a mutherfucker. A heady mixture of estrogen and testosterone filled the air. At one point, Mariah got stepped on by a stiletto-clad heel. As I pressed ice on the swelling, three inch long gash on the top of her foot, I reassured her with the thought that she had just made a blood sacrifice to the salsa gods.


Thursday, June 14, 2018

Chachos



Last night at the Pura Austin salsa social:

me: See those four chachos sitting over there?

She: Yeah.

me: That's a Murderers' Row of salseros. They don't know if you can dance. I'm showing them           you can.

She: Thank you.