Last night at Inspired Movement:
me: It’s midnight ; time for me to go.
He: What do you mean?
me: The vampires come
out after midnight .
He: What do you mean?
me: I’m talking about
the credit card sucking vampires.
He: What do you mean?
me: Are you telling me you've never handed your credit card to a woman in apple bottom jeans and said:
“Here, let’s go
have some fun.”
He: No, I haven't.
me: Rookie.
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