Saturday, October 12, 2019

The handicapped

me: The way I see it, extreme beauty such as yours is like a physical handicap. When guys meet you, their brains short-circuit; they can't think straight, and they start strutting their egos like peacocks, while women become insanely jealous because you embody everything to which they aspire.

She: Oh, you understand.

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